Look, I love stuffing-love it.
As everyone eats away, Stove Top wants to help expand your wardrobe.
The super-stretchy trousers let you eat as much as you like without the constraint of jeans, khakis or dress trousers. They can stretch to almost two times their original size, so you can feel free to go for that second helping of mashed potatoes, or turkey, or the whole table really.
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An image of the stuffing is placed high and fits right over your belly.
Stove Top recently released an ad, showing off their Thanksgiving Dinner Pants.
As much as this frightful iteration on the Christmas ugly sweater stretches my stuffing love to its limit, Stove Top's heart is in the right place.
That certainly takes the edge off the inevitable tryptophan fever dreams about bad fashion decisions.